We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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