Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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