So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
