found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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