hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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