I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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