D3 body, D1 cock
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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