oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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