Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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