I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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