Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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