do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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