Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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