I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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