booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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