is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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