Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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