toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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