Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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