i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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