Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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