This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
A+ Viking dick
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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