4 words: hood of his car
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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