Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
