weddingsv make me drug and hornr
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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