names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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