It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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