Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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