I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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