He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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