Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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