you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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