awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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