Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
