she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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