so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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