what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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