I wish I could teleport
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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