Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
