He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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