It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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