so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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