I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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