bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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