He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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