Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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