Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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