you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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