It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She's the barista slut.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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