am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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