But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
