For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize
