Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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