Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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