Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
